I think I'm in there somewhere, but no... wait, what's this?
Did somebody cut me in half??? Oh NOOOOOooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hah! fooled you all! Well it was me that got fooled in to thinking I could get away with the hiding trick...
Humomma said that since my hair was so thick and tangled (thanks to Hudaddy not brushing me right she said), the only thing left to do was shave it off. Eeegads, I hate that buzzing green monster!
It makes so much noise and vibrates and pulls my hair and gets really hot.
Phew, she's almost done! THEN I can escape! Oh did I tell you that my sister Katie was watching out for the the whole time? Yeah, she even put her paws in my piles of hair and kept the cats away.
There's Katie with me now helping me to escape!
AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I know some of you out there know EXACTLY what I'm doing under that porch swing, don't you? YUP!!! SCRATCHING my back! Oh that feels soooooooooooooooooo good!
Of course after a good scratch I thought I could hide in Humomma's den and just chill. But NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo, she found me and started flashing pictures!
Do I look like a happy camper? NOPE!!!!!
But on a more positive note, at least I don't have all those tangles anymore and everybody is happy!
NOW I think I'll go take a much-deserved nap! Ta ta!